"This is a representational client listing from the time I chucked in being an architect way back in the 1970s. The list includes some of my greatest hits, plus a couple of brave near misses, but it doesn't include all those who have asked to remain anonymous - mostly authors, musicians and so-called celebrities. The list is alphabetical.
I have tended to take work from people I like, which may not be the best way to run a business but it's not a bad way to have spent a lot of my time. As for the others - well, they have included the good, the bad and the downright ugly, but I've always tried to stick to what I believe in along the way. And as Groucho said, these are my principles, and if you don't like them I have others.
It's interesting that although I have been commissioned by a number of agents and managers whose clients are listed below, it turns out that the bigger their status the more personal it is, and direct dealings with the likes of Prince, Eminem and the Zappas of this world turn out to be the most enjoyable of all."
| 31 Bond Street | Creation of viral marketing videos for crime fiction author. | 2009 to date | |
| Agent Research | Literary agent website. Rest In Peace, dear Bill. | 1998 - 2011 | |
| AGTA | Association of Greek Cypriot Travel Agents, copywriting and marketing. | 2008 - 2012 | |
| Alan Bennett | Author and playwright, internet asset protection. | 1999 | |
| Ali G | Sacha Baron Cohen comic persona, global internet asset audit. | 2000 | |
| Annabel Shaw Creations | Guerilla campaign for women's fashion and accessories. | 2007 to date | |
| Anne Widdecombe | Author, politician and panto dame, internet asset protection. |
1999 | |
| Aram | Designer furniture and interiors, website creation and promotion. | 2008 - 2013 | |
| Armchair TV | Consultant to tv gameshow company. | 2008 - 2013 | |
| Authentics | Contemporary designs website, copywriting and promotion. | 2011 to date | |
| Barons Auctions | Original website for people with more money than sense. | 1997 | |
| Bass Breweries | Viral marketing, video games and human-beer interfaces. | 1995 - 1999 | |
| Beverly Swerling | Creation, promotion and management of American author website. | 2006 to date | |
| Big Tree Productions | Consultant to independent film and television production company. | 2008 - 2009 | |
| Birmingham Midshires | Creation, copywriting and marketing launch of building society website. | 1995 | |
| Blooming Marvellous | original ecommerce website, maternity wear | 2001 - 2003 | |
| British Airways | Design, creation and marketing of multimedia travel guides. |
1978 - 1981 | |
| Bryan Adams | Rock star audit, multimedia strategic report. | 2000 | |
| Catatonia | Popular music combo, internet asset and piracy audit. | 2000 | |
| Catherine Leyreloup | Royal Academician website creation, promotion and ecommerce. | 2008 to date | |
| Cesaria Evora | Website for the barefoot diva of Cape Verde. | 2005 | |
| Charles Rich Consulting | Website relaunch and promotion for construction consultants. | 2008 to date | |
| Clive James | Author, poet and broadcaster, internet asset protection. |
1999 | |
| CollectValue | Copywriting and launch of social network site for compulsive collectors. |
2007 - 2014 | |
| David Benedictus | Design, copywriting and management of author's electronic existence. | 2005 - 2023 | |
| Dennis Publishing | Supplier of cartoon strips, columns and in-depth features. | 1987 - 2021 | |
| Dido | Internet asset audit and recovery for million-seller pop singer. | 2001 | |
| Douglas Software | Promotion of photographic website | 2005 - 2011 | |
| Duracell | Global viral marketing campaign, video game and data harvesting. | 1994 | |
| Eminem | Global online revenue audit and policy strategy for rap artist. | 2004 - 2005 | |
| Emmanuel Legeard | Consultant, website production and SEO for olympic athelete training. | 2014 to date | |
| Ernest Jones | High Street jewellers, internet asset audit and consultancy. | 2003 | |
| Europress Software | Sound effects library & (ahem ... award-winning) computer manuals. | 1985 - 1993 | |
| Evian | Promotional website for overpriced bottled spring water. | 2005 | |
| Finspreads | Strategic analysis and audit for spread betting capitalists. | 2006 | |
| Furneaux Riddall | Design and creation of multi-language website for electrical goods. | 2002 | |
| Genesis | Global internet asset audit for supergroup. | 2000 | |
| Greek Islands Club | SEO for travel and holiday website. | 2010 to date | |
| Hobsons | Online marketing consultant for voice agency. | 2011 to date | |
| Hollywood Bowl | Website design and promotion for leisure centres. | 1999 - 2001 | |
| HRSAC | Website creation and promotion for a car bodyshop and a smile. | 2007 - 2013 | |
| Joanna Trollope | Author, internet asset protection. | 2000 | |
| John Piper | Online design and management for financial consultant. | 2007 to date | |
| Julian Clary | Celebrity internet asset audit and recovery. | 2003 | |
| Keison Products | Industrial website creation and management. Thanks Ian. | 1986 - 2002 | |
| KitKat - Nestlé | Concept & production of global viral marketing campaign. | 1996 | |
| Kwei Quartey | Crime fiction author, website creation and promotion. | 2007 to date | |
| La Roche-Posay | Concept and graphics for a websitewith spots. | 2006 | |
| La Toya Jackson | Website creation & management for helium-powered pop diva.. | 2001 - 2003 | |
| Love Like A Dog | Design and management of author website - and her dog. | 2010 - 2015 | |
| Michael Goddart | Design and promotion of author website. Yeah, well ... | 2010 - 2011 | |
| MintTwist | Consultant to strategic internet agency. | 2007 - 2011 | |
| Motorhead Hunter | Website promotion for the son of a chum. | 2007 - 2011 | |
| New Theatre Royal | Design and promotion of theatre website. | 2006 - 2012 | |
| Nicholas Parsons | Creation and management of the online life of a national treasure. | 1998 - 2021 | |
| Northamptonshire SANDS | Website for Stillborn and Neonatal Death charity | 2009 to date | |
| Norwich Union | Design and consultancy, building society website | 1995 - 1996 | |
| Outside Line | Consultancy, celebrities agency. | 2003 | |
| P&O Ferries | Ecommerce consultancy and internet asset audit. | 2000 | |
| Paul Merton | Comedian and presenter, internet asset recovery. | 2000 - 2003 | |
| Peer Group Partnerships | Database-driven social network for senior citizens. | 2004 - 2006 | |
| Peters Fraser Dunlop | Consultancy for literary agency. | 2001 - 2003 | |
| Peugeot | Promotional websites and interactive routines. | 2006 - 2008 | |
| Phil Collins | Pop star, internet asset audit and strategic report. | 2000 | |
| Picture Palace Films | Creation and management of film/tv website. | 1997 to date | |
| Pilot Pens | Original website creation and promotion. | 1997 to date | |
| Pink Floyd | Internet asset audit, report and consultancy. | 2000 | |
| Portsmouth City Council | Interactive tourist guides. | 1979 - 1980 | |
| Prince | Superstar, internet audit and domain recovery. | 2002 - 2003 | |
| Propos | French dance association, indulgent website. | 2002 | |
| Protect Your Ideas | Online marketing consultant - in development. | 2015 to date | |
| Quicks | Consultant, Jubilee office supplies web marketing. | 1999 - 2001 | |
| Radio Victory | Interactive radio pub quiz, with broadcast computer game code. | 1977 - 1981 | |
| Rebel Heart | Original tv/film website creation. | 2000 - 2006 | |
| Robert Plant | Led Zeppelin internet audit and report. | 2000 | |
| Roger McGough | Poet, broadcaster, internet asset security | 1999 | |
| Ron Geesin | Consultant for musician and Pink Floyd collaborator website | 2005 to date | |
| Sally Nicoll | Creation & marketing of thriller author website and promotional video. | 2006 to date | |
| Sharpe Film Ltd | Creation & management of film/tv website for Bernard Cornwell hero. | 2006 to date | |
| Signet Group plc | Consultant for world leader jewellers, even though they can't spell. | 2004 | |
| Simply Singers | Voice agency for singers, marketing, promotion and website. | 20013 to date | |
| Sixteen47 | Original big-girls-blouse website creation for Dawn French | 2001 - 2003 | |
| Ski Morzine | Original website creation for Alpine resort. | 1998 | |
| Solent People’s Theatre | Concept and design of theatre company website, subsequently hijacked. | 2007 - 2013 | |
| Solstice Consulting | Strategic and marketing consultant. | 1999 - 2006 | |
| Southsea Association | Local community network, website and consultants. | 2014 to date | |
| Status Quo | Rock band, internet asset audit and report. | 2002 | |
| Stephen Edwards Gallery | Artist, website design and promotion. | 2017 to date | |
| Stephen Wolfram | Computer theoretician and author. | 20011-2012 | |
| StuffTrack | Flash player site, French musician community. | 2007 to date | |
| Sunvil Holidays | Copywriting for the interesting bits of the planet. | 2008 to date | |
| Suzuki Marine | Suzuki original website creation and promotion. | 2000 - 2002 | |
| The English Tourist Board | Creation and production of multimedia visitor guides. | 1979 - 1982 | |
| The Lord's Taverners | Original website creation for children’s charity. | 1998 - 2000 | |
| Theodore Gray | TV presenter and author of Mad Science. | 2012-2013 | |
| The Next Chapter | Original website creation and social network. | 2004 | |
| The Piano Teacher | Design and promotion of music website | 2010 - 2014 | |
| The Poet Laureate | Internet asset security. |
1999 | |
| The Research Council | Website promotion, strategic analysis and intranet consultant. | 2001 - 2005 | |
| Tony Hawks | Internet asset security. |
1999 | |
| Trident Blinds | Consultacy & marketing of database-driven website. | 1998 - 2012 | |
| U2 | Just another rock band, global internet asset audit. | 2000 | |
| Uncle Ernie's System | Horse-racing website creation and management. | 1998 to 2022 | |
| Van Morrison | Rock star, internet asset audit and report. | 2000 | |
| Vidal Sassoon | Hairdresser and philanthopist, original multi-language website. | 1998 | |
| Vintage Thames Charters | SEO for boat charter website. | 2010 to date | |
| Walking In Stilettos | SEO of style website, me old Chyna. | 2010 to date | |
| Wiltshire Rape Support | website creation and management | 2005 - 2014 | |
| Xeroids | Viral marketing computer games. | 2000 | |
| YBRP | Youth homeless charity website. | 2023 to date | |
| Zappa Family Trust | Frank Zappa, global audit and fanbase outreach. | 2002 - 2004 |