"This part of the website is where I pimp and ponce myself in the hope that you will show your appreciation by exchanging money for my extrusions. Time was when I would sell surreal video games, provocative books and idiosyncratic music direct to discerning folk like you, and there are probably one or two items still on offer where we can deal direct - mostly posters and memorabilia. But it's all about instant gratification now, where I attempt to reach a global audience via the electronic shelves of tax-dodging multinationals, because you demand stuff delivered at the click of a button. Either way, welcome to the shop, where you can make an old man very happy, or vice versa."
Where possible, we have provided one-click links to buy material that is commercially available online. We are also building up our FREE downloads service for video games that have been archived, books that have gone out of print and music that is no longer available. You are very welcome to explore and enjoy everything on offer.